A friend sent me this photo awhile back. Not truly sure as to how to reply I deferred to the customer service department at my favorite mail order house. Their reply follows:
Sir
We have analyzed the difficulty in your drain and the
assessment by our experts is
That is the biggest fucking hairball we have ever
seen.
Fortunately the innovators at Acme have a solution
It is not the Rocket Sled
Nor the Exploding Birdseed
Or The Booster Skates (Patent # 345282662 pending)
We recommend the Hamster Turbo Drain Rooter vers 3.2*
*versions 1-3.1 are still in litigation and we are
barred by legal
counsel from discussing the matter until after the
half life of the
uranium in the core has safely passed and the town can
be repopulated
or until the hamster stops mutating
A very special deal at $29.95
:) X
1 comment:
the hairball sends his regards...
-- k
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